Jack Off The Beanstalk

"Jack Off the Beanstalk" is an adult pantomime that humorously twists the traditional tale of Jack and the Beanstalk. Set in the whimsical area of Inverclyde, the story follows Jack Trott, the hero, as he embarks on a risqué adventure to rescue Princess Jill from the clutches of the villainous Blunderbore the Vagiant. Accompanied by his quirky brother, Thick-as-Shit Simon, and their outrageous, man-hungry mother, Dame Trott, Jack navigates various comedic and bawdy challenges. The cast includes a range of colourful characters, such as the mischievous Fairy Flick-Bean, the vertically challenged King Albert, and Fleshlight, the Vagiant's henchman. Along the way, the characters engage in humorous dialogues and adult-themed antics, ensuring a night of laughter and naughtiness for the audience. With a mix of contemporary songs, local references, and interactive call-and-response segments, this pantomime promises a unique and entertaining experience. The play culminates in a climactic showdown at the top of the beanstalk, blending fantasy with cheeky humour and concluding with a grand, uproarious finale.