Count Arthur Strong: And It’s Goodnight From Him

Having consulted with top Harley Street specialists, the St Anne’s Jombulance Brigade and Professor Twitty, that did COVID, (the bald one), Count Arthur Strong has decided to gradually phase in his farewell tour over a, yet to be specified number of parts, because of the likelihood of people doing ‘Cold Turkey’ in theatres over him.

Whilst partial, himself to the odd bit of cold turkey, it is banned in most theatre auditoriums, apart from in the north east, because of it getting trodden in to the carpets etc, and the cumulative smell. The management would appreciate your co-operation in this matter.