DAT SAUCE: The Chilli Soundsystem Gauntlet

With their unique brand of live-looping and comedy freestyle rap dexterity, Felnan & Teej will be tackling an ever-escalating gaunlet of spicy chicken wings slathered in sauces with names like "Sh!t the Bed" "A$$ Blaster," and "Da Bomb: Beyond Insanity" while taking on a series of hip hop freestyle challenges. Oh, and they'll be building every beat from scratch in front of your very eyes.

Will it work They don't rightly know. But at the very least, you'll get to see two grown men develop gastric ulcers at record speed in public.

JUPPMAGIC

Whatever will be happening to our digestive systems, Juppmagic will be doing to your brains with his close-up magic show. It genuinely hurts and he should probably be banned, but until he is, we feel like he needs to be seen to be believed.

WANDERINGS

The evening kicks off with Worthing-brewed chill-hop and lofi beats from Wanderings to lull you into a false sense of security before everything goes wrong.