Max Fosh

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So, really, all I need to do is reach the required 100 words. That’s 50 so far. Nearly there. Ooooh, what about my favourite fact: did you know that when you swallow a spider, it can taste your dreams?

Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole.